I now pronounce this website LIVE!
May the Lord bless her and all who may come and purchase handsome paper goods within her.
And with grand pomp and ceremony I smash a champagne card over her bow.
If you're reading this: you're an early adopter! One day you can tell your grandchildren that you were here to witness this momentous blog post. To reward you I have made this discount code: CHAMPAGNE, enter it at the checkout to receive 15% off. It lasts until August 10th.
Thank you so much for visiting,